itsjeremiah:

I wonder how many of tyra bank’s sexual partners have made the joke “you wanna be on top?” while having sex with her 

if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender

New Beginning

I can’t do this anymore. I’m tired. I don’t care and I don’t have the time and it’s pointless. So I’m done. Done with the dirty looks, done with the hating each other. I don’t have the energy to hate anyone anymore. So i’m just going to move on and put the past in the past. It wasn’t worth it then and it still isn’t now so just I’m done.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

wensdroom:

yournewobsessi0n:

acupofchar:

thinspocean:

sofiiaaax3:

all-ma-b0iz-are-sexy:

OH

MY

GOD.

THIS MIGHT JUST BE

THE BEST THING

THAT HAS EVER

BEEN POSTED ON

TUMBLR .

This is amazing, just watch it!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

best

LMFAO WTF DID I JUST WATCHH

 I will perpetually reblog this. Flawless.

WATCH THIS

I just died. 

(Source: carloscoreas, via and-gravity-prevails)